Sorry for the absence, I got (and still am) pretty sick! Anyway, the Gastrorich! Unlike all that malarkey about mayflies only living 24...

Happy Halloween!!! Human Parasites! We got Hookworms, Scabies Mites, Demodex Face Mites, Lice, Tapeworms, Blood Flukes, and more!

Vampire Bats! Pissing and Vomiting Together, Like Buddies Should!

The Tully Monster!

The Lykoi, aka the Werewolf Cat! The one instance of a weird and unusual pet breed NOT specifically genetically ruined by breeders!

The Sac-Building Ghost Spider and a Very Varied Diet!

The Large Flesh Fly! Aka the Sarcophaga Flesh Fly! Aka the Government Fly! Aka the Friendly Fly!

The Blue Ghost Firefly! Or the Light Green Firefly, if you're close up!

Anomalocaris, Hallucigenia, Opabinia, Wiwaxia, Waptia, Kimberella, Ottoia, Trilobite, Marella, and Facivermis! Plus one more... How...

Bone-Eating Snot Flowers, or Zombie Worms, and Whale Falls!

The Zombie Fly and Zombees! Actually a specific species of Decapitation Fly!

Black Cats and Superstition!!! How often do you think Pirates run into black cats anyway?

The Aye-Aye! Lovable little guys, but not to everyone!

The Cyphochilus Ghost Beetle and the world's Whitest White!

The Vampire Squid! A pretty well-known fact(s), I know, but they can't all be tailored to animal nerds. You gotta mix in some of the...

The Flying Vampire Frog! Unfortunately, they don't actually fly nor do they drink blood/turn into a bat/engage in any other...

Dracula Ants! Another very strange creature indeed to have come out of Madagascar. They paralyze prey to feed to their babies to feed ON...

The Zombie Frog! A really quite good frog, but its name has nothing to do with it. At all. It's a shame, I petition to rename them to the...

The Black Witch Moth and its Superstitions! Sickness, Death, Evil Spirits, Balding, Lost Loved Ones, and Money. The Jeff Bezos Moth.

The Devil's Coach Horse, its Cursed Tail, and the Forgiving of 7 Sins for a Murder. You could really write a dark fantasy book or a...