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Mar 13, 20231 min read

Critter Capsules #4! Western Gorilla

The Western Gorilla (Gorilla gorilla)! More than just a silly scientific namesake, these incredible apes have long captured us human’s...

Mar 6, 20231 min read

Critter Capsules #3! Wild Camel

The Wild Camel (Camelus ferus)! Now if you’re anything like me, you were taught that there are indeed two kinds of camel. Dromedary...

Feb 27, 20231 min read

Critter Capsules #2! Sockeye Salmon

The Sockeye Salmon (Oncorhynchus nerka)! The Sockeye is, like many other salmon, Anadromous, which means it is born in freshwater, where...

Feb 20, 20231 min read

Critter Capsules #1! Yellow Tang

The Yellow Tang (Zebrasoma flavesencs)! As one of the most popular saltwater aquarium fish in the world, it can often be a surprise how...

Apr 17, 20221 min read

Soul Matter and Dream Matter

The other 2 matters! Soul Matter! (Pictured from bottom to top, left to right: Paintra Soul, Magalor Soul, Sectonia Soul, Chaos Elfilis,...

Apr 12, 20221 min read

Dark Matter and Heart Matter–kirby (2)

I 100%'d Forgotten Land in like 2 weeks and my Kirby Hype knows no bounds Heart Matter! (Pictured from bottom to top, left to right:...

Mar 31, 20221 min read

Mutation March Day 31! -Horse-

And last but certainly not least! - - - “Mourioche” “Many things changed when they arrived. For some, there was little to no impact on...

Mar 30, 20221 min read

Mutation March Day 30! -Jellyfish-

Had fun with the prose in this one :) - - - “Seraphim” “Come, all ye despondent, into the waters of salvation. Come to be baptized in the...

Mar 29, 20221 min read

Mutation March Day 29! -Potoo-

Agoohoohoo - - - “Pukwudgie” “What a bastard. A drooling, dancing pest. It gets into everything and drools everywhere. It rips apart all...