Ayyy, I'm scuttlin here!
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“Tompondrano”
“Stay away from this bad boy, he’s nothin but trouble. And you’s wouldn’t want trouble, now would ya’s? No, he didn’t think so. So scram, see? He’s got a 9-caliber claw wit your name on it if you’s don’t skedaddle. Got an itchy trigger swimerette, he does. You’s’ll be full o’ more Calcium Carbonate lead than a pencil factory in SATs season. Capiche? So say bye-onara and maybe grab a cigarette on your way out for this delinquent. He’s 3 inches of pure bad boy angst and gunpowder. Shrimped out.”
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